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February 17, 2004

SCOTT AUKERMAN & BJ PORTER - Subject: political "humor" lyrics

(To the tune of "Proud Mary" )

Left a good job as a doctor
Treating all his patients every night and day
Now he wants to be the president
Of this great United States of A.
Howard Dean keep on screamin'
Primary keep on steamin'
Pollin'! Pollin'! Pollin' in New Hampshire

(To the tune of "Spider man" )

Spider hole! Spider hole!
Troops found Hussein while they were on patrol
Cramped and wet, a small compartment
Sounds a little like my apartment
Hey there! Look in that spider hole!

Shined a light into his mouth
Gotta get all those cavities out
Shaved his beard, as per their instructions
Still couldn't find weapons of mass destruction
Hey there! Look in that spider hole!

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